After 12 years, 6 of them in wedded something, I found myself at 39 and facing the looming task of dating. I met my ex at college and unless I decided to go back for a masters which I could not afford, I needed to find a new way to meet guys. (otherwise known as boys not men-I will let you know if I run into someone of the "man" type.)
Over the last year I have done the bar scene, the friend of a friend, and most recently internet dating. I have met boys I call fatty mc fat face, the felon with a face tattoo and a guy who literally was and still is known by the fact that he uses incorrect punctuation on purpose. Some of these stories are sad, some hilariously funny and not sure I have learned anything other than to get up in the morning and look for a new adventure.
For my family (especially my parents and older sister) these stories may be a bit exaggerated so please do not have me committed for any of these deeds. For my friends, thank you for the laughter during replays and the phone calls to see how the crazy date is going....now onto the first story