Ok so here is the third story in my sad trilogy of trying to exit a strange situation with my dignity intact. In this one, I decided I didn't care.
I received an email from Matt Match. (I always use the medium as their last names so I know where I met them). His picture was very cute as confirmed by my friends. We started chatting and then exchanged numbers. He explained that his divorce was rough for him so he hates the court...not off to a great start. He called me one night while I was on the way to my cousin's house and we talked for about 5 minutes where he explained he was on the way to his ex wife's house. Which did not make sense as he indicated his divorce was not so good. But to each his own... On the phone he started asking very pointed questions such as whether I was 420 tolerant. I stated that I do not do drugs but don't care if someone else does because it is not my business. That started a rant about his loser brother and how he hates drugs and so on and so on. Kinda like talking about abortion or dead cats...not really a first convo topic. I quickly ended the call and went to spend some time with my besties. He asked me to call him when I left and being a nice person (stop laughing) I did. It went to voicemail.
I left a message and got a text in response that he was sorry he missed my call because he was in the shower. I told him if he wanted to continue a conversation he could call me. The next text caught me a bit by surprise. He stated he was still at his ex's house and that he spent the night there alot. I know I am not alone thinking that he meant he still had sex with his ex but why tell that to a girl you are trying to date? I said that is his business and whatev but asked what the point of that was. His response "I don't mean to offend you (which means you are about to) but since I didn't have kids I wouldn't understand". Yep you are right I don't have kids and I don't understand. Even though I didn't have kids with my ex I still cannot fathom EVER spending the night with him again. See that is what divorce is. A clean break, done over move along nothing to see here kinda thing.
Don't ask me why I continued to text with him...I will always blame it on the blog. However I will say at the time I did not have any other prospects and it is still nice for someone to express interest. And at the end of the day, a girl's gotta drink and drinks are better when they are free....
The next day we still were texting with me thinking he sleeps with his ex and is still pursuing others. In fact he told me he spent the whole night (after our convos) talking to someone else who he also met on match. So now I don't even feel that special just a fish in a barrel and he hopes he catches one. He changes the subject and tells me how excited he is to buy his new rig and sends me a picture. Did not even look like the same person, it looked like the father of the person I was talking too.
This was a bit too much even for me. I don't feel like I am superficial but I hate that bate and switch. If you don't look like your picture then update the picture. We all age. Own it. So I sent the following message "You are totally going to think I am a bitch but I thought I was meeting the guy from the match pics. I think it best that we cancel." Yep fuck it.
Of course he couldn't let that go so he sent me a message the next day saying he went on a day and she said he looked much younger in person and it was nice to hear after I crushed him the day before. Whatever dude get a clue. You are 70 pounds heavier and your second chin is disgusting. I got an email a couple weeks later saying he hasn't had any luck and was wondering if I would be interested in meeting. NO! which means no response from me. So to all those boys out there if your pic is 20 years old update it. Don't keep thinking I will look past the lie to try to have a polite conversation, cuz that is not my way. I think I saved him from me because we all know that after a few drinks I really speak my mind. And that is why I will always choose an evening of drinks with my besties over a fat fuck who sleeps with his ex.
I received an email from Matt Match. (I always use the medium as their last names so I know where I met them). His picture was very cute as confirmed by my friends. We started chatting and then exchanged numbers. He explained that his divorce was rough for him so he hates the court...not off to a great start. He called me one night while I was on the way to my cousin's house and we talked for about 5 minutes where he explained he was on the way to his ex wife's house. Which did not make sense as he indicated his divorce was not so good. But to each his own... On the phone he started asking very pointed questions such as whether I was 420 tolerant. I stated that I do not do drugs but don't care if someone else does because it is not my business. That started a rant about his loser brother and how he hates drugs and so on and so on. Kinda like talking about abortion or dead cats...not really a first convo topic. I quickly ended the call and went to spend some time with my besties. He asked me to call him when I left and being a nice person (stop laughing) I did. It went to voicemail.
I left a message and got a text in response that he was sorry he missed my call because he was in the shower. I told him if he wanted to continue a conversation he could call me. The next text caught me a bit by surprise. He stated he was still at his ex's house and that he spent the night there alot. I know I am not alone thinking that he meant he still had sex with his ex but why tell that to a girl you are trying to date? I said that is his business and whatev but asked what the point of that was. His response "I don't mean to offend you (which means you are about to) but since I didn't have kids I wouldn't understand". Yep you are right I don't have kids and I don't understand. Even though I didn't have kids with my ex I still cannot fathom EVER spending the night with him again. See that is what divorce is. A clean break, done over move along nothing to see here kinda thing.
Don't ask me why I continued to text with him...I will always blame it on the blog. However I will say at the time I did not have any other prospects and it is still nice for someone to express interest. And at the end of the day, a girl's gotta drink and drinks are better when they are free....
The next day we still were texting with me thinking he sleeps with his ex and is still pursuing others. In fact he told me he spent the whole night (after our convos) talking to someone else who he also met on match. So now I don't even feel that special just a fish in a barrel and he hopes he catches one. He changes the subject and tells me how excited he is to buy his new rig and sends me a picture. Did not even look like the same person, it looked like the father of the person I was talking too.
This was a bit too much even for me. I don't feel like I am superficial but I hate that bate and switch. If you don't look like your picture then update the picture. We all age. Own it. So I sent the following message "You are totally going to think I am a bitch but I thought I was meeting the guy from the match pics. I think it best that we cancel." Yep fuck it.
Of course he couldn't let that go so he sent me a message the next day saying he went on a day and she said he looked much younger in person and it was nice to hear after I crushed him the day before. Whatever dude get a clue. You are 70 pounds heavier and your second chin is disgusting. I got an email a couple weeks later saying he hasn't had any luck and was wondering if I would be interested in meeting. NO! which means no response from me. So to all those boys out there if your pic is 20 years old update it. Don't keep thinking I will look past the lie to try to have a polite conversation, cuz that is not my way. I think I saved him from me because we all know that after a few drinks I really speak my mind. And that is why I will always choose an evening of drinks with my besties over a fat fuck who sleeps with his ex.