So after not so much luck on Match or meeting someone the old fashioned way I decided to give Tinder a try. The site itself is a very shallow site where you either swipe right if you think the person is cute or you swipe left if you don't. I will tell you that Tinder is better done before drinks because I have gotten matches that I am not sure why I swiped right. You can unmatch yourself which is discreet or take the route I have done which is to actually tell them I swiped right on accident. Yep sometimes I am a bit bitchy and brutally honest. Here is the thing about Tinder that annoys me. If you are trying to meet someone, don't put pics of you and a girl, or your children or cartoons. It is very annoying
Ok so tinder is a good app but there are some pics that I know are a joke. Please see image below. Someone took the time to make a facebook account and put this picture on there and then made a tinder account. Way too much time on their hands. And just so you know I swiped left, not that I needed to say that seriously.
Once you are matched with someone you can chat using the tinder app and if inclined start texting with people by sharing your phone number. I am convinced something happens once they get your number which makes their pants fall down. I have never received so many dick pictures as a way to entice me to meet them. I do appreciate the forwarning of smallness and it does seem that men have no problem sending a picture no matter what their size is. However, it is quite shocking to receive these on my phone while at work or dinner with my family...if you are going to send me a pic at least warn me so I can make sure my phone is locked down and a child is not playing a game at the time. I have literally gotten the same dick pick from the same person multiple times. I delete them immediately fyi so there is not really a point to them. Oh and these pics are sent before we meet in person which makes it a bit creepier. The last guy we will call Lil Man, sent be at least 4 pictures and finally I responded and said "can you at least a pic with your face in it because it would be awkward if we met for a drink and I had to ask everyone to drop their pants so I can find you". No more pics and no more texts which was my plan. At the very least please send me the warning text so I can get a stiff drink to absorb this new wave of internet dating. Cuz drinks make anything look better:) Except poor Duncan.
Ok so tinder is a good app but there are some pics that I know are a joke. Please see image below. Someone took the time to make a facebook account and put this picture on there and then made a tinder account. Way too much time on their hands. And just so you know I swiped left, not that I needed to say that seriously.
Once you are matched with someone you can chat using the tinder app and if inclined start texting with people by sharing your phone number. I am convinced something happens once they get your number which makes their pants fall down. I have never received so many dick pictures as a way to entice me to meet them. I do appreciate the forwarning of smallness and it does seem that men have no problem sending a picture no matter what their size is. However, it is quite shocking to receive these on my phone while at work or dinner with my family...if you are going to send me a pic at least warn me so I can make sure my phone is locked down and a child is not playing a game at the time. I have literally gotten the same dick pick from the same person multiple times. I delete them immediately fyi so there is not really a point to them. Oh and these pics are sent before we meet in person which makes it a bit creepier. The last guy we will call Lil Man, sent be at least 4 pictures and finally I responded and said "can you at least a pic with your face in it because it would be awkward if we met for a drink and I had to ask everyone to drop their pants so I can find you". No more pics and no more texts which was my plan. At the very least please send me the warning text so I can get a stiff drink to absorb this new wave of internet dating. Cuz drinks make anything look better:) Except poor Duncan.