The thought that I can do anything gracefully may impair these stories. However after discussing things with my single Louise, we have realized that boys are way worse at their grammar and answering text messages. I am going to share the two (well maybe three) times that I actually was faced with leaving a date oran opportunity of a date and i think about 75% of my dignity came with me.
FiRST THE FELON WiTH THE FACE TATTOO...]
Tinder is the world he lives in and once I told him i worked at the court he made a point that he used to see me all the time walking across the courtyard in front of the court to get to a restaurant for lunch. at first I thought it might go either crazy stalker ....or I am just hot and noticeable. I asked why he never stopped me because he didn't know what my situation was and did not feel comfortable. PS it makes a girl feel nice to know that a stranger thinks she is pretty. Unfortunately this took a bad bad turn.
Although he was a little overwhelming when he sent a picture of where I work, he also sent a cute pic of him and his mom. He made no secret that he has been in prison but I assumed he was done. I never got his last name because he didn't want me to see his records without explaining it to me.
I mean ok, my blog needs an update so what's the deal....First he has a face tattoo - yup that one. says it is a mourning tear for her dad but idk. I have 6 and 1/2 so not one to judge however there was a warning light in the back of my head, He asked me out for a lunch date which I thought was kinda nice so we agreed to do it that Friday. Friday morning he texts to say that he is still waiting for the cable guy to come hook everything up. Now I love cable but if I had a date with someone clearly above my station I might suffer for a week. Just me. Nope could not leave his house that day which at that point there is not a way to recover from that, Until he said he would try to stop by the local watering hole...again he cancelled saying we needed to talk first.
Fyi, unless you have had sex and recently tested something horrible there do not need to have this crazy conversation before we meet. So I wait for him to explain himself with takes a hilarious turn.
It turns out he has a felony....from our court...with a tear drop tattoo...and he is still on parole...he was waiting on the parole agent aka cable guy to approve his new place and luckily he was being fitted for a GPS tether the following monday.
And then he was disappointed I was going on another date...WTF you are a felon with a face tattoo and a tether. There are no reasons ever to try to make that work not ever nope not gonna work . The biggest reason is that you can never have bad decision thursdays or any days with my friends because YOU ARE ON A TETHER. He seemed to take my letdown well but I now walk a different way in the city.
End Result: NO DATE CONTACT DELETED
FiRST THE FELON WiTH THE FACE TATTOO...]
Tinder is the world he lives in and once I told him i worked at the court he made a point that he used to see me all the time walking across the courtyard in front of the court to get to a restaurant for lunch. at first I thought it might go either crazy stalker ....or I am just hot and noticeable. I asked why he never stopped me because he didn't know what my situation was and did not feel comfortable. PS it makes a girl feel nice to know that a stranger thinks she is pretty. Unfortunately this took a bad bad turn.
Although he was a little overwhelming when he sent a picture of where I work, he also sent a cute pic of him and his mom. He made no secret that he has been in prison but I assumed he was done. I never got his last name because he didn't want me to see his records without explaining it to me.
I mean ok, my blog needs an update so what's the deal....First he has a face tattoo - yup that one. says it is a mourning tear for her dad but idk. I have 6 and 1/2 so not one to judge however there was a warning light in the back of my head, He asked me out for a lunch date which I thought was kinda nice so we agreed to do it that Friday. Friday morning he texts to say that he is still waiting for the cable guy to come hook everything up. Now I love cable but if I had a date with someone clearly above my station I might suffer for a week. Just me. Nope could not leave his house that day which at that point there is not a way to recover from that, Until he said he would try to stop by the local watering hole...again he cancelled saying we needed to talk first.
Fyi, unless you have had sex and recently tested something horrible there do not need to have this crazy conversation before we meet. So I wait for him to explain himself with takes a hilarious turn.
It turns out he has a felony....from our court...with a tear drop tattoo...and he is still on parole...he was waiting on the parole agent aka cable guy to approve his new place and luckily he was being fitted for a GPS tether the following monday.
And then he was disappointed I was going on another date...WTF you are a felon with a face tattoo and a tether. There are no reasons ever to try to make that work not ever nope not gonna work . The biggest reason is that you can never have bad decision thursdays or any days with my friends because YOU ARE ON A TETHER. He seemed to take my letdown well but I now walk a different way in the city.
End Result: NO DATE CONTACT DELETED